Ace Tucker thinks Earth can eat a turd sandwich.

Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock `n' Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley's health. Bu...