AM Not: "It's Time to Pray and Believe Hell Is Risen!"

"WHO WILL EVENTUALLY RULE THE WORLD-MAN OR WOMAN?" THIS IS A SECRET THAT THE VATICAN HAS KEPT HIDDEN FOR CENTURIES. IN ANCIENT TIMES, ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF LIVING HELL WAS PREDICTED TO COME FORTH!
THE KING FORBADE IT.
THE PRIESTS FORETOLD IT.
THE PROPHETS PROPHESIED IT.
AN ANGEL SAID IT.
THE DEVIL CLAIMED IT!
CATHERINE AND HER SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER ALAYSHA HAD JUST RETURNED HOME FROM ST. PETER'S SQUARE. UPON ARRIVING BACK IN THE UNITED STATES, ALAYSHA MYSTERIOUSLY BECAME PREGNANT, LEAVING CAT...