Beginner Bitchcraft: For Diamonds in the Rough

Congratulations on your bold move into the ranks of the institutionalized!

When Jewel receives a journal from her aunt Pearl as a wedding present, she doesn't understand the inscription. Jewel, a recent college graduate from the Midwest, thinks that the best part of her life is about to begin. She's leaving her racist, ignorant family behind, has married the man of her dreams, and is embarking on a new career. What could go wrong?

Everything.

In a series of sarcastic, hilarious journal entries...