Calm(ish): The Not-So-Serious Survival Guide For New Parents

Nobody warns you that becoming a parent might break you first.

You're standing in the bathroom at 3 AM, wondering if you're losing your mind while your baby screams in the next room.

You should be happy. You have a healthy baby. So why do you feel like you're drowning?

Here's what nobody tells you: The first year of parenthood isn't just hard—it's a complete dismantling of who you thought you were. Your baby needs you every 2-3 hours. Your body is running on fumes. Your relationship feels like...