Conrad vs Conrad

Itchy's law firm no longer adhered to the practice of chasing ambulances. Their motto was: Everyone is a victim. Don't call us, we're already there! The firm took great pride in being at the scene in a matter of minutes. "Conrad, I'm going to jump right to the point. You have an excellent opportunity to cash in your misfortune!" "I guess I don't understand." "I'm ready to bring litigation against several entities on your behalf, including against yourself." "I am confused, mostly because t...