Constant Animals

A man who worries he may not be capable of spurring his mermaid wife to conceive. A class of birds conflicted in their relationship with their kindred feathered overlords. A woman whose breasts suddenly abandon her. A man who confuses his wife with his girlfriend, when the two are delivered by the shipping company on the same day. A chicken who, even after partaking of the free snacks at the local bar, proves he is still no good at holding his alcohol. These and other bizarre stories compri...