Table of Contents
Day Zero 1
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Letter to Bruce Wayne 5
Letter to the Horse You Rode in on 8
Letter Written While Waiting in Line at Comic Con 10
The First Official Post Office of the American Colonies (1639) 12
Letter to the Person Who, During the Q&A Session after the Reading, Asked for Career Advice 13
Letter to Matthew Olzmann from Cathy Linh Che on Saintliness 15
Letter to the Oldest Living Longleaf Pine in North America 17
Letter to a Cockroach, Now Dead and Mixed into a Bar of Chocolate 18
Letter to William Shatner 20
Letter Beginning with Two Lines by Czeslaw Milosz 23
Letter to a Bridge Made of Rope- 28
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Psychopomp 33
Letter to David James 35
Questions for Matthew Olzmann from Jessica Jacobs about Imposter Syndrome among the Thorns and Thistles 37
Letter to Justin, Age Seven, Regarding Any Possible Mixed-Race Anxieties Which One Might Experience in the Near or Distant Future 39
Fourteen Letters to a 52-Hertz Whale 41
Letter to Matthew Olzmann from a Flying Saucer 44
Letter to Steve Orlen- 45
Phantom Route 46
Letter to Jennifer Chang and Evan Rhodes Regarding a Variation in the Fabric of Time 48
Letter to My Future Neighbors 51
Letter to a Man Drowning in a Folktale 53
Letter to a Canyon 56
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Letter to Matthew Olzmann from the Roman Empire 61
Letter to the Connecticut River Monster 63
The Dead Letter Office 65
Letter to a Man Who, within a Year of Being Struck by Lightning, Had Previously Been Hit by a Cement Truck and Bitten by a Tarantula 67
Letter to Jamaal May Regarding the Existence of Unicorns 69
Letter to Larry Levis 71
Letter to Matthew Olzmann from Ross White, Re: The Tardigrade 72
Letter to Matthew Olzmann, Sent Telepathically from a Flock of Pigeons While Surrounding Him on a Park Bench in Detroit, Michigan 74
Wing Case 77
Letter to the Person Who Carved His Initials into the Oldest Living Longleaf Pine in North America 79
Letter to Matthew Olzmann from a Traffic Light in Durham, North Carolina 80
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Constellation Route 85
Return to Sender 88
Letter to My Car's Radiator 89
Letter to Matthew Olzmann from Mike Scalise Concerning Love and Echoes 91
Daylight Container 93
Letter to a Younger Version of Myself Who Had Never Known Hunger 94
Some Notes from Vievee on the Kindness of Shepherds 97
Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now 100
An Offering 101
Conversion 103
Notes 107
Acknowledgments 111