Death by Paperclip!

So, what does a thirty-something girl like me enjoy in life? Well, for a start I like karaoke, CSI and the job of my dreams. I'm always on the look out for a well-oiled man on the dating website but, to be honest, they're a bit thin on the ground at the moment. My job always keeps me occupied because I need to keep an eye on that mad mongrel, Crabbie. He means well, bless, but he wouldn't know a real murder if one fell onto his head! Luckily he has me to steer him in the right direction bec...