Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone: Advice Your Mom Would Give If She Thought You Were Listening

by Becky Blades

Overview

The perfect graduation gift—practical, motherly advice about everything they still need to learn. About dreams. About life. About laundry.

No matter how hard they try, parents never have time to teach their children everything they need to know before they leave home. Luckily, Becky Blades has compiled the best tidbits of advice into one thought-provoking, conversation-starting book. Covering everything from posture to finances, with a hint of motherly sass, Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone is the perfect gift for leaving-the-nest kids, or anyone in your life who could use a little bit of coming-of-age common sense.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781492635154
Publisher:	Sourcebooks
Publication date:	04/05/2016
Pages:	164
Sales rank:	30,616
Product dimensions:	6.70(w) x 6.60(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Becky Blades is a writer, artist, business strategiest, and philosopher of creative, adventurous living. Since selling her award-winning public relations firm, Blades has served on corporate boards, as a civic advocate for the arts and entrepreneurship, and as a consultant and mentor.

Blades' blog, stARTistry.com, celebrates the art of beginning. She has started 2,865 projects and finished 127. Among the unfinished are two almost-launched daughters, proving her point that it's not what you finish, it's what you stART.

She lives in Kansas City with her husband of 30 years and her Maytag front load washing machine.

Editorial Reviews

"You need to read this life-changing advice. Finally, a wise, witty book with some straightforward answers to life's complex questions. Advice you'll wish you'd gotten earlier in life.
" - Oprah.com

"A nifty, gifty little book..." - Leanne Italie, Associated Press

"I got a big kick out of Do Your Laundry of You'll Die Alone." - Gretchen Rubin, New York Times bestselling author of The Happiness Project

"Perfect for any young woman in your life (15-25) because of the messages of empowerment, understanding and optimism....this slender and beautifully illustrated volume is very much a "mom story" that so many of us can relate to." - Grown and Flown

"This beautiful little book is the collected art, wisdom, and humor of Becky Blades and includes what she failed to teach her daughters as they wound down their high school years. Here is a chance to let Blades nag your daughter for you." - Money

"Pithy recommendations about forgiveness, charitableness, being a good hostess, and accepting change would be valuable in their own rights, but the whimsical artwork renders the book all the more delightful... A perfect graduation gift for young women-but the advice is applicable to all." - Kirkus

"I wish they had a book like this back when I graduated. No mother or father should send their child off to college or out in the world without it.
" - Says Me Says Mom

"It is THE book you need to buy now, and add to it for your daughter, when thoughts occur to you! Do it now, and when graduation day comes, she'll have a VERY special memento from you, that she can pass on to HER daughter too!" - Bless Their Hearts Mom

"A great book to give your daughter or niece or Godchild before heading off to college. " - Michigan Mom Living

"With warmth, wit, and a hint of motherly sass, Blades blends short essays and her celebrated mixed-media art with advice on everything from love, life, money, friendship, etiquette, fashion-and yes, laundry. So order a copy for the graduating ladies in your life." - An Awesome and Amazing Life

"I LOVED this book! Becky offers pieces of advice to her college bound girls that I want my daughter to know...Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone: Advice Your Mother Would Give If She Thought You Were Listening is the perfect companion for any parent of a high school senior." - Kicking It With Kelly

From the Publisher

★ 2014-03-26
Mixed-media artist and debut author Blades combines wit with sincere counsel in an innovative scrapbook format.With a daughter approaching high school graduation, Blades began compiling life lessons she hoped to impart on her daughter. The resulting book of aphorisms could have been schmaltzy but is instead both humorous and visually impressive. Offered as a numbered list in a quirky variety of fonts, her maternal instructions range from two words to paragraphs. The themes may be perennial advice-guide fodder—seizing the day, embracing creativity, being prudent with money and treating others with compassion—but snappy delivery and unsentimental wording help them feel fresh. Thus the doctrine of mindfulness becomes, simply, "WHEREVER YOU ARE, BE ALL THERE." Where Blades acknowledges clichés, she always adds a clever twist: "IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. You're smart enough to think of something nice." She also debunks a few old chestnuts: Instead of exhorting girls to "dream big," which she's nonetheless in favor of, she reassures them that "It's okay to OUTGROW YOUR DREAMS." Some standout features include two-page spreads in which each epigram repeats the same first word ("KEEP your knees together when you're sitting on stage"; "KEEP your head when all about you are losing theirs," etc.), occasional puns ("HAVE RUBBER GLOVES. On hand"), and echoes of Kipling's "If—" and Woolf's A Room of One's Own. In one notable, original proverb, Blades balances enthusiasm with discipline: "COMMON SENSE AND SELF-RESTRAINT SHRINK IN THE PRESENCE OF PASSION. Does this mean don't be passionate? Absolutely not." Pithy recommendations about forgiveness, charitableness, being a good hostess and accepting change would be valuable in their own rights, but the whimsical artwork renders the book all the more delightful. Cutouts of paper dolls and maps share space with colorful, textured illustrations of houses, trees and clouds. Fashion plates lend a sophisticated, faux Parisian feel, while plentiful tips on Internet and cellphone etiquette help put the book on trend for today's teenagers. Inspirational yet never syrupy, the text could easily be read in one sitting and should prove useful throughout college and beyond.A perfect graduation gift for young women—but the advice is applicable to all.

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