Embattled

My face is on every television, in every newspaper. They say I'm saving the world. I know better. I'm a school principal not a superhero. Of course that doesn't explain the blood on my hands. Or the strange languages coming out of my mouth. Or the feel of swinging a machete. Or the sensation of lifting off the ground before I lose all memory. Someone or something has hijacked my life. How do I get it back? Alien contact leads to adventure and love as the characters/aliens involve themselves...