Are You a Dirty, Nasty Slut? Or a Sexually Repressed Nightmare?
Regardless of your background or bedroom resume, someone or something has probably made you feel that way at some point. This was what Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson discovered when they created the wildly popular Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast. What started as an outlet to interview—
You guessed it!—guys they'd fucked, quickly evolved into an enormous community of Fuckers around the world, and a place to share stories of kinks gone wild, trauma, assault, and the overall confusion among people who don't know what the fuck they are doing (in other words, everyone).
F*CKED brings these raw, ridiculous, and serious conversations from the podcast to the page. It is a guide to love and sex for anyone female, male, trans, or undecided—who is fed up with double standards and the stigma surrounding sexual beings. It is for anyone who has ever felt afraid to be their authentic self. Corinne and Krystyna won’t talk down to you or coddle you because you’re better than that. They won’t explain why he’s just not that into you, because it doesn’t fucking matter. This book will teach you how to deal with shit, brush your shoulder off, and move on. You'll also learn about:
- Why shame is completely made up and how we can stop giving into it
- Sexual exploration and how it sometimes ends in a trip to the ER
- Stuff we should stop doing: Snooping, nitpicking our bodies, and faking orgasms
- Asking your sexual partner uncomfortable questions
- Masturbation, threesomes, porn, sex toys, butt stuff, and much, much more
Despite what Rom-Coms and magazines tell you, you can handle sexual exploration without the assistance of a man, a glass of rose, and a Xanax. More importantly, you’re fine all by yourself. This is the book Bridget Jones should’ve read instead of writing that shitty diary in the first place.
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About the Author
Krystyna Hutchinson is a comedian, actress and writer with a BFA from Marymount Manhattan College. A regular in the New York City club circuit, she has performed in festivals and at sold-out clubs throughout the country. In addition to stand-up comedy, she has appeared in film, television, and Off-Broadway theater. She has trained with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, The PIT, and Gary Austin Workshops. In her spare time, Krystyna likes to eat popcorn and sing Karaoke, her go-to song being 4 Non-Blondes' "What's Up?".Corinne Fisher is a writer, comedian, and actor who has performed at the Boston Comedy Festival, the Women in Comedy Festival, the Laughing Devil Festival, and the She-Devil Festival. She holds a BFA from the School of Visual Arts, has been trained in the Stanislavski method by Joie Lee, and is a graduate of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre's prestigious improvisation training program. She loves ice cream and the Spice Girls.Hutchinson and Fisher live in New York City.
Table of Contents
Quoth the Boyfriend, "Novermore" 3
This Book 19
But First, a Message from Our Listeners 21
Why We're Fucked: A Brief Introduction to Shame and Its Shitty, Shitty Origins 31
Historical Roots 34
Religion: Society's Guilty Non-Pleasure 36
Sources of Shame 42
Wine Me, Dine Me, Say Something About My Weight 52
Fucks Given: A Lesson in Self-Love 66
Feeling Femasculated 71
UR So Gay 82
Vaginas: Pussies/Cooters/Love Tacos/Punani/Penis Fly Traps/Etc. 89
Penises: Dicks/Cocks/Bald-Headed Yogurt Slingers/Wangs/Weeners/Etc. 94
Nitpicking Our Bodies 97
Masturbation: A Tug as Old as Time 103
The Art of Jerking Off 106
Butt Stuff 110
Period Sex 128
Sending Nudes 130
That's a Thing?! (Yep) 133
Rape Fantasies Are a Thing but Should Probably Be Renamed 135
Having Your Cake and Fucking It Too: A Feminist Perspective 138
There's a Law for That 140
Keepin' It Cas'(ual) 145
One-Night Stands: When It's Good, It's Great-When It's Bad, It's Funny 147
The Importance of Communication 151
You [Don't] Complete Me 156
Thoughts on Monogamy: Or One Penis for the Rest of Your Life, Mwuah Ha, Ha, Ha!! 158
Romance and Farting 167
Sometimes Your Sexual Partner Can Cross a Boundary During Sex and It Doesn't Necessarily Mean They're a Monster 171
Shit We Should Probably Stop Doing in Relationships 173
Safe Sex and Serious Stuff
Sex Ed 201
Smooshmortion (Abortion) 205
When It Comes to Alcohol, Don't Be a Fucking Idiot 214
Consent: Slurred Lines 217
Conclusion: Final Thoughts 231
Abortion and Sexual Assault Resources 235
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
So many great points and helpful resources in the back! I listen to the podcast but went into it with no expectations and i was really blown away, i love these women!!!!
I listen to the podcast and wasn't sure what to expect. These ladies were amazing as always, offering not only basic info on subjects readers may not be too familiar with, but adding in their own experiences and, of course, some comedic relief to some heavy topics. Love it!
Not by any means a good book. Information was very much based on common sense. If you listen to their podcast it’s pretty much the same topics and stories of their lives we’ve heard before.