From Landshipping with Love

It is some ninety days since the World was gripped by an outbreak of zombies; but in Britain they seem to have the problem solved. In the early days there was an awful lot of decapitation going on; but now the Government has introduced a wonderful drug therapy and treatment programme that has worked so well that the zombies are about to be reintroduced into society. But you shouldn't call them zombies anymore; they are Transient Incognizant Mortality Sufferers; and you should not call them ...