Glamor

Beautiful women don't usually look twice at Neil unless his flies are undone. He's the kind of ordinary guy who's got "Please" written on his bottle of f***-me cologne. He has an ordinary job in North Wales, and an ordinary – verging on the paralytically boring – relationship with Miranda, who's constantly banging on about having kids. He'd like to change his life but he's never got round to it.

Then, on a run-of-the-mill shopping trip, something incredible happens. He's marked out by a stu...