Highly Flawed Individual

I had it all-money, a solid finance career, a terrace in Sydney's The Rocks, and a rotation of women that would make most men quietly resent me. Commitment? Not my thing.

Then I met Jezebel Ekas.

She's an American MMA fighter, dangerously attractive, and completely unimpressed by my usual charm. For reasons I still don't fully understand, she made me consider doing something deeply unnatural-settling down.

Unfortunately, that's right around the time everything went very, very wrong.

Thanks to a...