Itching Against Ignorance: A Raunchy Small Town Mystery

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark... or, Ohio.

Something besides Sgt. Winnifred Pupperson's farts and whatever Mrs. Margot puts in her egg salad. Cynthia "Cyn" Sharp has been struggling to pick up the pieces... of her shattered coffee mug collection, the pile of applications Winnie destroyed for a replacement "intern" and what's left of her sanity.

A plea for help to find a missing construction working stripper leads Cyn and Winnie down the rabbit hole of building, planning, and the ...