Mata Hari is Fat: An Allegory for Our Times:

Accidental Spy Lily Maribel Gentille helped the government track and kill two of the world's most dangerous criminals, mostly to conceal the fact that she had "inappropriate relations" with not one, but two men who became commander in chief. Fading away in suburbia isn't working out as well. Her foes have long memories, ambitious scoundrels are hell bent on unravelling state secrets, and she simply cannot put the brakes on her endless snacking. To protect the one she loves, Lily must spin t...