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Metacarpalism

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Our topnotch team of data-driven barflies has been puzzling-out, nay, teasing-out the concentric layers inherent to Metacarpalism, by examining the thing's, ehh, annual rings. Or maybe Metacarpalism functions as a series of intersecting circles -- kind of like the rings left by our shot glasses on the bar. Because, yes! You've got a self-referential ("Meta") exploration of applause ("carpal") aligning itself with ("ism") a tender, tender moment [c.f., "love making"] that nevertheless flips ...