Optimizing Moving (A More Efficient Fantasy, #6)

Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and you can journey the whole world over but you always go back to where you started.

Paka isn't sure who he is, what he is, or where he belongs. He'd like to be an orc, but he doesn't know what that means. He has a new family now, family he desperately wants to impress. He fears he might be too human for them.