President of Nothing

President Lincoln (the sixteen-year-old kid from Indiana, not the sixteenth President of the United States) is a weird kid. Not only is there the name thing, but he's got a "Jesus-freak" for a mother, an ambivalent pothead for a father, exactly one friend (the socially prosperous Jenna, his opposite in all ways), and a penchant for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

He spends most of his time alone, avoiding people not named Jenna, and watching Netflix. But then he meets TJ, the hot ...