Ravaged By The Dark Elves

Audrey and her friend Tammy just want to be witches. Or goths. Or emos. Anything to make the world notice them. An earthquake interrupts their love spells and they find themselves instead considering the large crack in the stone at the back of their cave. That's when the men in the hazmat suits show up and aim guns at them. Only, they're not men. Not like human men. Abducted into a subterranean world they did not know existed, the girls find that they are sex objects for hungry male dark elves.