Read This While Pooping: A Collection of Thoughts Take Take About the Same Amount of Time

We're all a bunch of assholes so let's take a break from the shit show and make fun of people together. This book will not improve your life, but it will make the next 5-15 minutes feel more worthwhile. It's a collection of thoughts and observations designed to pass the time while you are avoiding whatever it is you're avoiding. You know, a little something to keep you company while you're hiding in the bathroom to get away from your kids or significant other.