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Hell learned very quickly that Heaven has brought mermaids to Earth and planned to use them to remove the plastic from the oceans. They mounted a legal challenge with the local Cop of the Cosmos. Hell's lawyer was Fylybstr, so named because he talked and talked and talked. Heaven responded with an angel-looking lawyer named Fluffer Doodle, so named because he farted and farted and farted. Yes, angels can fart but they do it very quietly and say Excuse Me under their breath.

Fylybstr accused ...