Saving Romford

Bloody useless - there is really no other way to describe Mike Fendalton. Mike Fendalton is about as useless a COBOL programmer as you can get and not a great deal better as a person. Not that he's unhappy about it - it suits him just fine if he gets plastered regularly and laid a bit more often. So it comes as a real surprise to him when he is selected by the people of a remote planet to rescue them from their out of control defense computer system. Saving Romford tells the tale of how he ...