Second Coming: Elvis. Extraterrestrials. Dogs.

Hank Jones isn't kidnapped by aliens. He goes voluntarily.

What does he have to lose? It's spring break, 2007. His freshman comp students have taken their bad grammar and bad attitudes to Florida. His dissertation is going nowhere. And his ex is sleeping with his dissertation director. So when two aliens walk into a bar in Bloomington, Indiana, looking for directions, he's their man. Hank finds himself riding shotgun to Washington and acting as consultant on a mission to save the Earth from ...