Seriously?!: stories, monologues and random stuff

A Guilt Tripper kit designed to make your lover take your suffering seriously. "Too Much Heaven"-is it possible to have it? Abuse of the word literally ("My grandma could literally snore the paint off the walls"). Tips for avoiding political news. An Ode to Slime.
These and perhaps an overabundance of other questionable topics, plus a few contemplative ruminations thrown in to balance the tomfoolery, make up the contents of this book. If you don't like one piece, keep reading, you're bound t...