Shit, Love, and Burgers

Melroy Gallowich has Ass Burgers Syndrome, a disorder that causes him to shit fully cooked hamburger patties. It also affects his social skills, which is why he can't get a girlfriend and has no friends other than his kooky cousin/roommate Bob, who's always finding a way to get on Melroy's nerves.

But when Melroy loses his job over his inability to defeat a video game boss, it's his knowledge of Ass Burgers Syndrome that lands him new employment at Burger Lord, whose eponymous CEO thinks bu...