Spank

"I started keeping a journal because I read somewhere that it was good for your mental health. I beg to differ. All I wanted was a bass player for the band, but adding a new person to an already precarious mix can be messy. I don't think this journaling thing made my mental feel any healthier."

-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar

"I am completely misrepresented in this literary POS."

-Neil, vocals and guitar