The Best Man

I always turn up at just the wrong moment. I never know how to make the most of a situation; I don't know the right thing to say, or when I should come or go.
Let's just say I have really shit timing.
I'm not a smart guy. I don't have great ideas. I'm practical, a hard worker; someone who lives for his family, and for the air that she breathes.
It's just a shame that the "she" in question never knew this. It's a shame that I waited all these years to make my move. It's useless to tell you, rea...