The Call of the Wild Accountant

Buck Mattheson has been kidnapped and sold into slavery. Now this Santa Clara accountant will have to brave the elements, suffer cruel beatings at the hands of his new managers, and help the team get those expense reports to Dawson on time...or die. Can he overcome the frozen Northlands? Can he survive the Law of Club and Consequence? Can Buck remain human in a land with no Human Resources? Ethan Unklesbay read The Call of the Wild and mistook the dog Buck for a human being for an embarrass...