The Clarinet on the Glacier: The sounds of music just went quite out of tune

Harris Beadlesby is a man of culture. But he's stuck in England after accidentally assaulting a pensioner, killing her dog and blowing up a boat. These things happen. He also needs to retrieve the world's most expensive clarinet which has been lost on an Alpine glacier. These things happen too. However, he lacks the common sense to find his way out of an emergency exit. Jessica Morriston knows little culture beyond salt 'n' vinegar crisps. But she's an expert hiker and fluent in German and ...