The Devil Wears Hi-Vis

"In Hell, no one can hear you scream. But they can hear you if you don't use a coaster."

Arthur Pringle didn't intend to become the most feared entity in the Abyss. He intended to finish his yogurt and perform a routine quarterly inspection of his building's fire suppression system. Then he died in a "Logistical Bottleneck" and woke up in the Seventh Circle.

In a dimension defined by eternal suffering, Arthur saw something worse: Non-Compliance. The Tar-Pits lacked proper guardrails. The Fore...