The Impossible Monday Patients of Dr. Alvin Plunkett.

Mondays are the most hated day of the week for most-a return to the drudgery of the boring world. But I don't mind them. Not because I'm particularly industrious, but because I'm a two-ounce goldfish. From my glass bowl in the office of Dr. Alvin Plunkett, I have the best seat in the house to witness the peculiar human condition. I'll tell you the seemingly impossible stories of several such patients-and the psychiatrist who might be just crazy enough to believe them.