The ISIS Affair, Putting the Fun Back in Fundamentalism

It's a Mad, Mad World + Ishtar + Raiders of the Lost Ark = The ISIS Affair
Meet the most unlikely outlaws - two backpacking curmudgeons. One is a crotchety Brit, and the other is an ancient American.
When they attempt to smuggle priceless world heritage antiquities to safety, they find themselves in the crosshairs of none other than ISIS.
Their best-laid plans are thwarted by the hapless smugglers themselves. If not for a Yazidi Joan of Arc, these gents may not survive at all.
Sit back, relax, ...