The Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins With a Trip to the Post Office

What do you do when you wake up in the hospital, and can't remember how you got there? At the end of 1999, that's exactly where I was to be found. I was the victim of a hit-and-run, and I had a lot of damage to recover from. The story of my experiences during this part of my life are a little sad, sometimes tragic, occasionally infuriating, disconcerting, but also kind of funny. Within these pages is a whole bunch of crazy stuff that really, truly happened. Through it all I learned that con...