The Kotorcycle Mop

A tairy fale is like a fairy tale, except you litch the sweaters (switch the letters). I heard my first tairy fale, Rindercella, on the old Hee Haw show years ago. Then years later I got a book about puns and other forms of humor called "Pun and Games" by Richard Lederer and Dave Morice. It included Rindercella and Beeping Slooty. I read these to my kids, and suddenly thought, "I could do that!" My family has probably not ceased to regret this.
This particular Tairy Fale, The Kotorcycle Mop,...