The Man With Three First Names

Toying with the fabric of reality, scientists have unleashed another unspeakable horror upon the universe. When crossing dimensions of time and space, alien animals and soldiers are twisted into unreal and violent forms so distant that when they arrive they no longer retain their original natures.

Whom do we have to defend us? Our elected leaders aren't what they seem, we've got a parking lot full of bizarre space ships locked up in a facility in the southeastern United States, and a Janito...