The Most Boring Christmas Special Ever Written: An Adventureless and Nearly Choiceless Pick-Your-Path Novella

This Christmas season, give that special someone the gift of tedium.BUYER BEWARE! Do NOT purchase this book if you are looking for any of the following: -Miracles-Elves-General merriment-Religious undertones-Impromptu group renditions of Christmas carols-People playing in snow-A feeling of warmth and/or fuzziness-Rekindled romance-Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer-Santa*-That inner warmth that comes from giving someone the perfect gift-Joy*Actually, Santa may make an appearance.