The Wizard, the Farmer, and the Very Petty Princess

(Ages 12 and up.) There once was a princess who wanted an adventure. A wizard that wanted attention in the worst way. And stuck between the two... a farmer, who just wanted to be left alone. The evil undead are marching. As the human kingdoms stand on the brink of extinction, the reluctant farmer Idwal is forced into adventure, shanghaied by a vain princess, tricked out of his money by a cackling miser, and finds much to his surprise that he's starting to like it all. As he gets swept along...