To My Only Son

Henry is a secret agent. At least, he wishes he was. He works in the basement at the FBI in a windowless file room, a place nobody ever goes and a place nobody knows exists. His job is to guard the room, and his only directive is this: don't read the files. Henry read the files. They're all conspiracies. From aliens to assassinations to attempted global domination by evil corporations, and yes, they're all true. But Henry just doesn't care. It's a way for him to pass the time at his mundane...