Table of Contents
I
Tilt-A-Whirl 17
Welcome Home 18
Firing the M-1 Garand 19
Battleground 20
'49 Buick 22
Haunted 24
The Alley Kids 25
The Tooth Fairy 26
The Cloakroom 27
Keychain Peep Show 28
Chain-Link Fence 30
Reserve Squad 31
Bob Steele 32
Meadowlark 34
Preface to Unlyrical Ballads 36
Please, Not That Again 38
Peony Park, Omaha 40
Invasion 42
Hair 45
Spoilage 46
Rainbow Lanes 48
I'm Rubber, You're Glue 50
The Harvard Classics 52
II
Vanishing Point 55
It's Good to Be King 56
Where Da Ya Think Yer Goin' 58
Moloch Tells All 60
Ricochet 62
Prizewinner 64
Smile 66
Gold Diggers of 1933 68
Hier Gibt es Blaubeeren 70
Good-Bye, Angel of Death 71
Send 25 Cents, Plus 5 Boxtops 72
Down at the End of Lonely Street 74
Whiteout 75
In Memoriam: Spike Jones 76
The Shooter's Bible 78
Elephant 79
Mowing 80
Serendipity 82
On the Road Again 84
Caution: 86
Elisha Cook, Jr. 88
The Hereford Wheel 89
III
Long Distance to My Old Coach 93
Looking Good 94
Peek-A-Boo 95
Elegy 96
After Surprising Conversions 97
Back to Work 98
Winter in the Mall 100
To the Cialis Lovers 101
Old Fools 102
Worse Than Useless 104
Fast Forward 106
Falling 107
Ya Know? 108
MiraLAX® 109
You and Your Shadow 110
Last Words 112
What a Drag It Is Getting Old 114
Sticky Notes 115
IV
Oldguy: Superhero 119
Oldguy: Superhero, Counrerterrorist 120
Oldguy: Superhero, Top Eliminator 121
Oldguy: Superhero on Watch 122
Oldguy: Superhero-His Utility Belt 124
Oldguy: Superhero, Homie 126
Oldguy: Superhero vs. His Nemesis 128
Oldguy: Superhero Broods on Unwanted Hair 130
Oldguy: Superhero, Steady Hand 131
Oldguy: Superhero Undercover 132
Oldguy: Superhero-His Origin 134
Oldguy: Superhero, Associate 135
Oldguy: Superhero Attends the Associated Superheroes Conference 136
McOldguy: Superhero 138
Oldguy: Superhero Discovers His Brother 139