Warm Your Cockles

Hello again, that is if you’re one of the ten nice, gorgeous, lovely (and we hope you are very happy and wealthy beyond your wildest dreams) people who bought one of our other books. We really love our customers and we thought we would give you two options of rewards. The first: If you’re the ten millionth customer to purchase one, we will present you with a five-pound note. The note will be made of plastic and will not fold. The last person we gave a fiver to folded it up and put it in the...