Why Don't You Drink Alcohol?: 101 Ways To Say I Quit Drinking Alcohol Without It Being Awkward (Sort of)

Why is alcohol the only drug we have to justify NOT taking? If you want 101 hilarious ways to say I quit drinking alcohol without admitting you might be an alcoholic, keep reading........

Have you ever been asked, "Why Don't You Drink Alcohol?" and felt like you were being judged as if you were an alien from outer space? The concept of asking someone why they don't want the night to end in complete chaos and to write off the next three days broke, depressed and puffy-skinned seems crazy - ye...