A Long Way From Tipperary

Birm Fulton and Sabiha Soyuz are literally from two different worlds. Birm is from Monterrey f in the Milky Way and Sabiha is from Tipperary d in the New Magellanic Cloud. They play together on their university's null gravity dodgeball team. But the war in the Milky Way pulls them apart.

Sven Carlton is a waiter on Earth, stuck doing a pointless, thankless job that mostly exists just to impress tourists. A mysterious woman visits his restaurant and brings an alien with her. She lures him int...