A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

by Simon Haynes

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Overview

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne by Simon Haynes

Ahh, the Old Kingdom.

Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.

For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**

Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.

*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.

**Travel insurance not available.

***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne is book three in the Robot vs Dragons series. To maximise your enjoyment, this description is completely devoid of spoilers, or indeed, useful information of any kind.****

****Trust me, if you've read the first two books you know what you're getting, and if you haven't you're on the wrong product page.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940155811282
Publisher: Simon Haynes
Publication date: 10/27/2018
Series: Robot vs Dragons
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 435,086
File size: 506 KB

About the Author

Simon Haynes is the author of eight Hal Spacejock novels, three Harriet Walsh novels, three Hal Junior middle-grade novels, a number of articles on writing and publishing, and several short stories. He's also written a book on fiction-writing, titled How to Write a Novel, and is currently working on A Portion of Dragon and Chips, book one in a brand new fantasy comedy series. Born in the UK and raised in the south of Spain, Simon emigrated to Australia with his family in 1983.