About Last Night

Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Tyler Hayes, and I'm a fireman. Sorry to already disappoint you, but I'm not the person you think I am. My charming uniform and seductive smile have caused nothing but trouble, and my not-so-honourable reputation, which I used to be so proud of, has kept me away from the one person I wanted to spend the rest of my life baking cookies for; my sweet, beautiful, slightly crazy Miss White. I guess now I need to tell the whole story. At forty years old, fo...