Fairies - Fractured and Uncut: 7 Humorous Fantasy Tales (Fractured Fairies Collection)
Take one grouchy sea nymph, add a woeful human-sized giant, and mix in two lewd, drunken fairies.

What do you get?

An unsavory blend of immortals attempting to live together in the real world.

7 Humorous Fantasy Tales in the Fractured Fairies series, including:

Immortal Woes

Nothing like having a suicidal not-so-giant giant as a best friend. Unless you also have a couple of drunken fairy pests tormenting him about his small stature.

Grinka's the lucky sea nymph who has both. Between comforting her friend and stopping the lewd fairies from taunting him with a death powder, her temper gets the best of her.

And when it does, things explode.

S.O.L. Air

That whole "life's a journey, not a destination" nonsense doesn't hold water with Grinka. Especially when she books a flight to Vegas to get away from the two fairy nitwits.

She fails to consider the aquatic ramifications of a sea nymph in the air. And a chance encounter with her goblin ex-boyfriend, Hrelm, threatens to delay her even further.

Seriously, what's it going to take for Grinka to get to Vegas and gamble away her meager savings?

Bytes Bite, And So Do Fairies

As usual, Grinka the sea nymph can't catch a break. She simply wants to publish her novel. Unfortunately, the two fairy thorns in her side mess with her computer. Too bad they're immortal and can't meet the same demise as the innumerable fairies in her book.

If that isn't enough of a plague, Grinka's sister Raina pops in from the Immortal World, bringing the first immortal virus with her. And now, Grinka is quarantined in her room with the two fairy nitwits.

Will she survive to hit publish, or will the rainbows and fairies win?

Trigger Warning: Suicide mentioned, albeit concerning immortals only.
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Fairies - Fractured and Uncut: 7 Humorous Fantasy Tales (Fractured Fairies Collection)
Take one grouchy sea nymph, add a woeful human-sized giant, and mix in two lewd, drunken fairies.

What do you get?

An unsavory blend of immortals attempting to live together in the real world.

7 Humorous Fantasy Tales in the Fractured Fairies series, including:

Immortal Woes

Nothing like having a suicidal not-so-giant giant as a best friend. Unless you also have a couple of drunken fairy pests tormenting him about his small stature.

Grinka's the lucky sea nymph who has both. Between comforting her friend and stopping the lewd fairies from taunting him with a death powder, her temper gets the best of her.

And when it does, things explode.

S.O.L. Air

That whole "life's a journey, not a destination" nonsense doesn't hold water with Grinka. Especially when she books a flight to Vegas to get away from the two fairy nitwits.

She fails to consider the aquatic ramifications of a sea nymph in the air. And a chance encounter with her goblin ex-boyfriend, Hrelm, threatens to delay her even further.

Seriously, what's it going to take for Grinka to get to Vegas and gamble away her meager savings?

Bytes Bite, And So Do Fairies

As usual, Grinka the sea nymph can't catch a break. She simply wants to publish her novel. Unfortunately, the two fairy thorns in her side mess with her computer. Too bad they're immortal and can't meet the same demise as the innumerable fairies in her book.

If that isn't enough of a plague, Grinka's sister Raina pops in from the Immortal World, bringing the first immortal virus with her. And now, Grinka is quarantined in her room with the two fairy nitwits.

Will she survive to hit publish, or will the rainbows and fairies win?

Trigger Warning: Suicide mentioned, albeit concerning immortals only.
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Fairies - Fractured and Uncut: 7 Humorous Fantasy Tales (Fractured Fairies Collection)

Fairies - Fractured and Uncut: 7 Humorous Fantasy Tales (Fractured Fairies Collection)

by Alexa Grave
Fairies - Fractured and Uncut: 7 Humorous Fantasy Tales (Fractured Fairies Collection)

Fairies - Fractured and Uncut: 7 Humorous Fantasy Tales (Fractured Fairies Collection)

by Alexa Grave

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Overview

Take one grouchy sea nymph, add a woeful human-sized giant, and mix in two lewd, drunken fairies.

What do you get?

An unsavory blend of immortals attempting to live together in the real world.

7 Humorous Fantasy Tales in the Fractured Fairies series, including:

Immortal Woes

Nothing like having a suicidal not-so-giant giant as a best friend. Unless you also have a couple of drunken fairy pests tormenting him about his small stature.

Grinka's the lucky sea nymph who has both. Between comforting her friend and stopping the lewd fairies from taunting him with a death powder, her temper gets the best of her.

And when it does, things explode.

S.O.L. Air

That whole "life's a journey, not a destination" nonsense doesn't hold water with Grinka. Especially when she books a flight to Vegas to get away from the two fairy nitwits.

She fails to consider the aquatic ramifications of a sea nymph in the air. And a chance encounter with her goblin ex-boyfriend, Hrelm, threatens to delay her even further.

Seriously, what's it going to take for Grinka to get to Vegas and gamble away her meager savings?

Bytes Bite, And So Do Fairies

As usual, Grinka the sea nymph can't catch a break. She simply wants to publish her novel. Unfortunately, the two fairy thorns in her side mess with her computer. Too bad they're immortal and can't meet the same demise as the innumerable fairies in her book.

If that isn't enough of a plague, Grinka's sister Raina pops in from the Immortal World, bringing the first immortal virus with her. And now, Grinka is quarantined in her room with the two fairy nitwits.

Will she survive to hit publish, or will the rainbows and fairies win?

Trigger Warning: Suicide mentioned, albeit concerning immortals only.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798317696528
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date: 07/20/2023
Series: Fractured Fairies
Pages: 210
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.48(d)

About the Author

Alexa Grave loves to tell stories, and her characters occasionally take her on wild and unexpected rides. All of her fantasy, humor and romance included, embodies a hint of darkness.

Aside from writing, Alexa’s life is filled with an ever-growing list of hobbies. She enjoys gaming, reading, drawing, crocheting, cross-stitching, logic problems, and thinking up crazy, insurmountable projects.

She also loves spending time with her husband and daughters – mostly relaxing, bingeing TV shows, and tackling jigsaw puzzles together. This all usually includes cats.

If you’re interested in her ramblings, consider visiting her blog, Born to Write.
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