Hell Desk! How May I Help You?
A Comedy Urban Fantasy Novel by Jay Zoracle
Welcome to the Byte Corporation: where the coffee's stale, the managers are clueless, and the servers are literally on fire. William Butler is just your average, overqualified help desk grunt trying to survive absurd tech calls, OSHA violations, and philosophical rants from ex-cons. But when a cursed Magical Bean Tree moves into his kitchen and starts quoting Dion Fortune, things get weird.
Armed with a sentient spellbook, jelly beans laced with cosmic power, and an accidental magical education, William plunges into a surreal underworld of sarcastic plant mentors, terminating yo-yos, time-warping demons, and one dangerously unhinged cougar named Edna May. As reality bends and his sanity frays, he'll team up with a flirtatious wood nymph, battle his own fear (literally), and call upon goddesses, ghosts, and pro wrestlers to stop a demonic corporate cult from sacrificing his maybe-girlfriend in the name of immortality.
With a story that spirals from cubicle hell to astral planes, Hell Desk! is a genre-smashing blend of The Office meets The Kybalion—equal parts magic, madness, and metaphysical mayhem. It's not just tech support anymore... it's spiritual warfare with a side of sarcastic botany.
File a ticket. Cast a spell. Try not to die.
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Welcome to the Byte Corporation: where the coffee's stale, the managers are clueless, and the servers are literally on fire. William Butler is just your average, overqualified help desk grunt trying to survive absurd tech calls, OSHA violations, and philosophical rants from ex-cons. But when a cursed Magical Bean Tree moves into his kitchen and starts quoting Dion Fortune, things get weird.
Armed with a sentient spellbook, jelly beans laced with cosmic power, and an accidental magical education, William plunges into a surreal underworld of sarcastic plant mentors, terminating yo-yos, time-warping demons, and one dangerously unhinged cougar named Edna May. As reality bends and his sanity frays, he'll team up with a flirtatious wood nymph, battle his own fear (literally), and call upon goddesses, ghosts, and pro wrestlers to stop a demonic corporate cult from sacrificing his maybe-girlfriend in the name of immortality.
With a story that spirals from cubicle hell to astral planes, Hell Desk! is a genre-smashing blend of The Office meets The Kybalion—equal parts magic, madness, and metaphysical mayhem. It's not just tech support anymore... it's spiritual warfare with a side of sarcastic botany.
File a ticket. Cast a spell. Try not to die.
Hell Desk! How May I Help You?
A Comedy Urban Fantasy Novel by Jay Zoracle
Welcome to the Byte Corporation: where the coffee's stale, the managers are clueless, and the servers are literally on fire. William Butler is just your average, overqualified help desk grunt trying to survive absurd tech calls, OSHA violations, and philosophical rants from ex-cons. But when a cursed Magical Bean Tree moves into his kitchen and starts quoting Dion Fortune, things get weird.
Armed with a sentient spellbook, jelly beans laced with cosmic power, and an accidental magical education, William plunges into a surreal underworld of sarcastic plant mentors, terminating yo-yos, time-warping demons, and one dangerously unhinged cougar named Edna May. As reality bends and his sanity frays, he'll team up with a flirtatious wood nymph, battle his own fear (literally), and call upon goddesses, ghosts, and pro wrestlers to stop a demonic corporate cult from sacrificing his maybe-girlfriend in the name of immortality.
With a story that spirals from cubicle hell to astral planes, Hell Desk! is a genre-smashing blend of The Office meets The Kybalion—equal parts magic, madness, and metaphysical mayhem. It's not just tech support anymore... it's spiritual warfare with a side of sarcastic botany.
File a ticket. Cast a spell. Try not to die.
Welcome to the Byte Corporation: where the coffee's stale, the managers are clueless, and the servers are literally on fire. William Butler is just your average, overqualified help desk grunt trying to survive absurd tech calls, OSHA violations, and philosophical rants from ex-cons. But when a cursed Magical Bean Tree moves into his kitchen and starts quoting Dion Fortune, things get weird.
Armed with a sentient spellbook, jelly beans laced with cosmic power, and an accidental magical education, William plunges into a surreal underworld of sarcastic plant mentors, terminating yo-yos, time-warping demons, and one dangerously unhinged cougar named Edna May. As reality bends and his sanity frays, he'll team up with a flirtatious wood nymph, battle his own fear (literally), and call upon goddesses, ghosts, and pro wrestlers to stop a demonic corporate cult from sacrificing his maybe-girlfriend in the name of immortality.
With a story that spirals from cubicle hell to astral planes, Hell Desk! is a genre-smashing blend of The Office meets The Kybalion—equal parts magic, madness, and metaphysical mayhem. It's not just tech support anymore... it's spiritual warfare with a side of sarcastic botany.
File a ticket. Cast a spell. Try not to die.
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| BN ID: | 2940184559919 |
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| Publisher: | Jay Zoracle |
| Publication date: | 07/21/2026 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 13 MB |
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