Hexit Strategy

Everwand is not your typical retirement home. True, it has the usual trappings—comfortable chairs, draughty corridors, and the gentle whiff of liniment, but it also houses a select cadre of elderly gentlemen whose past careers involved summoning storms, bending reality, and occasionally turning one another into toads. Under the steady hand of the unflappable Erasmus Vane (retired vampire, two hundred years in the job and still no sign of slowing) and the indefinable but industrious manserva...