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Illegal Aliens
     

Illegal Aliens

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by Nick Pollotta
 

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Prof. Rajavur and his 'First Contact Team' had been patiently waiting years for aliens to land on Earth.

Leader Idow and the crew of the starship, All That Glitters, were just looking for an unknown planet where they could land and have a little fun teasing the primitive natives.

So it was pure bad luck that the first humans the alien tricksters

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Prof. Rajavur and his 'First Contact Team' had been patiently waiting years for aliens to land on Earth.

Leader Idow and the crew of the starship, All That Glitters, were just looking for an unknown planet where they could land and have a little fun teasing the primitive natives.

So it was pure bad luck that the first humans the alien tricksters encounter is a ruthless New York City street gang, the Bloody Deckers. With more starships landing and the world in chaos, Rajavur and his First Contact Team have to move fast in a desperate plan to rescue the innocent aliens from the evil street gang! Then again, maybe they should join forces with the street gang to protect the Earth from the furious aliens?

Best-Selling author Nick Pollotta and Hugo award winning illustrator Phil Foglio have packed this one-of-a-kind science fiction comedy full of thrilling combat, nuclear agents, planetary blockades, Omega Gas, the galactic police, Russian-doll-style Dyson spheres, a giant flying refrigerator, big juju, a high-stakes game of poker, space battles, warobots, the trail of the millennium, bar fights, naughty lingerie, lost civilizations, the United Nations Space Marines, lost civilizations, group sex, and delicious fried chicken.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940012222039
Publisher:
Wildside Press
Publication date:
02/14/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
268
Sales rank:
366,819
File size:
357 KB

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Illegal Aliens 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 10 reviews.
RentaiKitten More than 1 year ago
Aliens land and capture a random group of New York citizens to "test" - read "duel to the death". But their random group is one of the worst street gangs of New York! With the help of the poor overworked engineer --- well, I'll leave to you to discover.
Much humor in the Universal Translator. When told of their challenge, the gang off color remarks are remarkable cleaned up. ("This inhales!" "This exhales!")
Characters are hilarious and many puns throughout the story. "Great Golden Ones", indeed. If you like stories with a humorous mismash of characters joined together for a quest to save the day, this is right up your alley.
Guest More than 1 year ago
'Hilarious! This is a well written book with a solid plot.' ENTERACT MAGAZINE
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just purchased the Nook edition. I originally read it when it was first published (1989 i believe) and, despite lack of Phil Foglio's wonderful interior illustrations and present day editing, it's still a great read.
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I read this book many years ago. Still one of my top 20.
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