Returning the Sword to the Stone

It's like chasing a runaway red wagon full of priceless porcelain artifacts down an endlessly spiraling stone staircase. It's like dying your hand by doing the sign of the cross several times really fast. It's like getting chased by velociraptors wearing turtlenecks and yin-yang necklaces, and the yin-yang necklaces are bouncing up and down on the outsides of their turtlenecks.